SCP-294-J
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Items produced by SCP-XXXX-J-1 with distinguishing features [REDACTED].

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Jalapeño1

Special Containment Procedures: Native Spanish speakers should avoid coming within visual or olfactory range of SCP-XXXX-J when accompanied by a non-speaker to avoid triggering a CUCARACHA Event. Signs of a CUCARACHA Event include increased blood pressure, a spike in production of cortisol and adrenaline, sighing, rolling of eyes, subtle, but universally understood "Get a load of this fucking guy" thumb point and face scrunch.

Presence within auditory range of the focus of a CUCARACHA Event should be limited to no more than a few minutes to avoid triggering an AY CARAMBA Event.2

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