SCP-4281
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SCP-4281. SCP-4281-1's location is marked with a white arrow.

Item #: SCP-4281

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The entrance to SCP-4281 should remain locked and marked with an "out of service" sign. Two security personnel disguised as casino security are to be posted outside SCP-4281 at all times. Unauthorized individuals found trespassing inside SCP-4281 are to be questioned, then receive Class-A amnestics. Communication with SCP-4281-1 is forbidden outside of approved testing.

Description: SCP-4281 is a lavatory stall located inside the first floor men's washroom of the Holy Roller casino, Las Vegas, Nevada.

SCP-4281-1 is a sapient entity residing inside this stall. Visual confirmation of SCP-4281-1 is only possible via the 20cm gap under the stall's walls/door. As such, SCP-4281-1 has only ever been observed as the calves of a white male, wearing white-red striped socks and blue-white 1995 Adidas Orion running sneakers.

Remote viewing and autonomous drone technology fail within a 2m2 area of SCP-4281. Thermal imaging has shown the stall to be empty. Attempting to enter SCP-4281 by force will always result in SCP-4281-1 shouting “Occupied!” in a mild, south-west American accent. Attempts to view SCP-4281-1 over or under the stall walls will result in a similar vocalization, such as “Hey, uh, little privacy here buddy?”. Anyone hearing these exclamations will be overwhelmed with a feeling of intense embarrassment. Test subjects wearing noise-canceling headphones, or possessing a hearing impairment are still purview to this effect.

When an individual enters the stall directly adjacent to SCP-4281, within 10-15 seconds SCP-4281-1 will begin conversing with the occupant. SCP-4281-1 is described as up-beat, and will often give lengthy personal anecdotes, state opinions on current affairs, and offer unsolicited advice. SCP-4281-1 will continue speaking regardless of response, or a lack thereof, often bridging natural pauses in discussion with phrases such as “That’s right, huh? Of course it is.”, “Another thing about that…”, and "Heck, you know what that reminds me of?”

While most often discussing mundane topics, SCP-4281-1 has, on rare occasions, demonstrated an insight into various anomalous subjects, including thaumatology and hemogenic evocation. Additionally, SCP-4281-1 appears to possesses a great deal of personal and classified information on the Foundation and several GOIs. Attempts at guiding the conversation towards these subjects has proven highly ineffective, as SCP-4281-1 seems unwilling or incapable of deviating from its chosen “discussions”. As such, the full scope of SCP-4281's knowledge, or how it is acquired, is currently unknown.

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